I auditioned for a game show. I didn't get cast or win the big money, but I did turn the experience into a personal essay for The Hairpin.
Give us 6 UNIQUE FUN FACTS about
yourself. Fun facts can be anything from your biggest achievements, to a
special talent, to a life story. What sets you apart from every other
contestant? Make yourself stand out! Start with: What game shows have you
appeared on? When? How much money did you win?
I have never appeared on a game
show. Frankly, I've never really thought about appearing on a game show. Sure,
I've mentally spent the jackpot prizes I've seen on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? and set a personal limit for taking
the deal on Deal or No Deal?—as soon
as it hit six figures, I'd be out—but I've never really strived to be in the
hot seat on either one.
I am, however, a game-show fan.
In high school, when the other upperclassmen used their off-campus lunch
privileges to take long walks and smoke cigarettes, I went to a friend's house
to watch
The Price Is Right. My
sister and I had mapped out a game plan for
Supermarket
Sweep (start with the expensive turkey and ham, then grind the coffee for
the $100 bonus). We dreamed of retiring to Tahiti with our winnings, spending
our days drinking rum-based cocktails. Even today, there are countless times
when I, about to embark on some task, think to myself: "No whammies."
But I never wanted to be a
contestant in real life. I learned as the curtain rose on my high school's
senior class production of Grease—where
I had the plum role of Dance Contestant #2—that I have stage fright. And so, shying
away from a life on the stage, I've happily relegated myself to playing the
home game...
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