Recently on Bustle, I...
...seethed with jealousy that Chris Pratt braids Anna Faris' hair, just one of the many reasons they're the perfect couple.
...cooked up some easy, cheap Gotham Halloween costumes.
...theorized that everything Victoria Gotti knows about reality stardom, she learned from her mobster father.
...found the perfect match for Briana on Are You the One, because it isn't Curti.
...predicted that Amber is going to be the Snooki of Slednecks.
...speaking of Snooki, who is her fiance, anyway? This guy.